Re: Ok I finally have a my space

Posted by suzyq on 1141206475

Five and still not sharing space! Although I am making an exception this morning...just for you.

NEW TOPIC:
Zan...The light and heavy of boys and girls!

My friend sent me this joke that goes along with what we discussed yesterday. It is rather light however! Unfortunately, no author was given credit, so it goes as unknown.

Title: Yes Sir That's My Kind Of Gal

It has long been conteneded that there are male jokes and female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.

I offer it to you in hopes that women will love it (made me laugh) and men will pass it along to a women who will laugh and love it).

JOKE:

A women was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work #OOPS#tail with her girlfriend when an extrememely tall, handsome, sexy, middle-age man entered. He was so striking that the women could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overtly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will).

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do any! thing, absoulutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00....on one condition."

(there are always conditions!)

Flabbergasted, the women asked what the condition was. Then he replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

(controlling, huh?)

The women considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed the $20 bill from her purse, which she presses into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and maningfully said...





"Clean my house."


HA! HA! HA! HA!
Love and Lighthearted,
suzyq